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Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

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If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

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Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

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I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

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